#Late bird gets the turd free
You’ve just got to push through it, free yourself of that burden, and I promise when it’s all over you’ll feel 10 pounds lighter. Don’t make the mistake Paul Pierce did and hide it for years. Everybody poops, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. A Short film by Thibaut Denise, Giovanni Anthony, Quentin Laurent, Benjamin Guillon. If we asked Occam to apply his razor to this situation he’d say “Lamar Jackson had to poop,” so that’s what I’m going with. Perhaps that’s because he knew how much was on the line, but that rapid movement could have exacerbated cramps, making the whole situation worse. In short: I’ve never seen a cramping player run as fast as Lamar Jackson did to get back to the locker room in the fourth quarter. Cramps often look like a far more serious injury to fans at home, prompting initial freak-outs, before the relief when we hear a player was cramping.
Also, when players cramp they walk extremely gingerly, in an effort to alleviate the pain. Typically they have a trainer’s table set up on the sideline to get a massage and rapid treatment, so they can remain close to the game. Players cramping is a regular occurrence. I’ve watched hundreds, upon hundreds of NFL games. Jackson continues to use the “I was cramping” excuse, which is an interesting one. Yall trippin I definitely wasn’t taking a - Lamar Jackson December 15, 2020
However, Jackson is resolute that he did not need to poop in the fourth quarter. Wow, that was a real birdturd speechI can't believe they let him address the whole congregation. adjective Unpleasant, irritating, or stupid. Ugh, I just washed my car, and there's birdturd on it already 3. So no, I do not believe Lamar Jackson “pulled a Paul Pierce.” Geez, that guy just won't shut uphe's a real birdturd. The run he used to get to the locker room was far more indicative of someone who had to use the bathroom, not someone who accidentally used the bathroom. Extensive pants pooping experience with my 4-year-old has taught me that slow, measured movements are the actions of someone who had a pants accident. The run he made to the locker room was not that of someone who had an accident. Let’s be clear here: I don’t think Jackson pooped his pants. That said, Jackson is going out of his way to hide the potential pooping, saying he “didn’t pull a Paul Pierce,” referring to when Pierce pooped himself during the 2008 NBA Finals, then sat in a wheelchair to hide the crime. I think it’s definitely acceptable to call needing to poop “cramping,” because there are cramp mechanics involved in the poop process. This could be one of those situations where you tell the partial truth to hide the whole truth. I was cramping." Baltimore Ravens December 15, 2020 I can also custom make signs if nothing catches your fancy."I didn't pull a Paul Pierce. Although there has been no scientific study - these signs once hung in a home improve overall quality of life by 12%.Ĭheck out the rest of my shop. If requested, I will send a picture of the final product before shipping to ensure that you are pleased with my work. Please understand that each sign is unique - wood grain is different, the finish may appear to be different than the picture and also the lettering is not identical.Įach sign is individually created for you which takes approximately 3 - 5 days to ship. Your sign can be customized by the finish. Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. This is also a perfect size to sit on shelf as well.
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